STEVO II

STEVO II was a Game UK sponsored Super Smash Bros. for Wii U tournament in Stockport on August 22, 2015. This time it featured doubles, and so was instantly a better event that before, still with many dank memes, nerds, and fuccbois.

The team of Jack 'Char, The Red Comet, He who pilots red three times faster, The Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Swordsman, Milton's Miltons, Vash, Big Boss, SnK, The Stampede, The Human Typhoon' Aznable and Dank 'Scr7' Jones ran through the tournament rekking scrubs with the power of double Falcon, including the StreetPass Manchester fuccbois, who had a Mario that resorted to running away on Big Battlefield. He could run, but he couldn't hide from the Raptor Fuckin' Boost. Our favourite meme team lost to the team of Bowser fuccbois in finals, but we got all the hype, so it's ok.

Other notable events

 * Warmups, featuring Jack 'Char, The Red Comet, He who pilots red three times faster, The Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Swordsman, Milton's Miltons, Vash, Big Boss, SnK, The Stampede, The Human Typhoon' Aznable, Luke 'Dnog' Burrows, Jacob 'Finchy' Finch himself, and Dank 'Scr7' Jones, were considerably better than the actual tournament. This is because the dank memes joined forces to rek people in 4v4s with Dankondorf, Monando Boy, etc.
 * Our favourite scrub GEOSTING didn't have a pleasant experience, getting expanded all over by Luke 'Dnog' Burrows and the EZ$ of Jacob 'Finchy' Finch in both warmups and round 1 of the tournament.
 * The infamous "SNAP THE DONG" chant, distracting Luke 'Dnog' Burrows and causing him to buster out to the StreetPass Manchester fuccbois. #RestInPepperonis
 * Camper got rekt this time
 * Memelord had us cheering for him with the John Cena tag, but he ended up getting rekt along with his fuccboi parnter G2G fast.