The End of Days Prophecy

Prophecy Synopsis:

It has been believed by many righteous memers and saints, that one day the world shall end. These same memers are to believe in a Prophecy of the One True Meme. This certain 'One True Meme', referred to in the great Hendtec Manuscripts as Groose, is said to have grown old and died, only to return in a blaze of glory, bringing about the end of the world as we know it, and bringing everlasting euphoria to those who have deserved it.

Prophecy Origins:

The prophecy was first discovered by our civilization after Jude stole the hanging gardens wonder from me. The workers of Istanbil were mining in a local quarry. One particular miner, known to us as Bill Trinen, had found a small cave, containing what we know now as the Hendtec Manuscripts. They predict certain moments that will happen in the future, for example, The Great Spammerino War of June 20th, or the Third Reich of Hungary. Perhaps one of the most interesting, however, is the prediction of how the world will come to end.

"In the final days of humanity, fire will descend upon the earth, wormholes will tear through the sky and chaos and cataclysm shall ensue. Just before the fire descends, the One True Meme will appear. This meme is no other than Groose McLoose, a meme long forgotten by the conalians, who thought it stale. He shall appear to make the non-believers suffer.

The fire of the burning corpses of blasphemers will toast the bread of meme.

The bone marrow of those fallen will butter the meme toast.

The blood of our enemies will be the jam that coats the layers of butter over the toast.

Then Groose shall take his place above the other greats such as Thomp or Brian Mullrennan.

With his army of 20 or so neckbeards, and his two generals, Blaze-It Burrows and Grong.

''Only the believers shall be saved, taken to the loose realm and granted unending euphoria for the rest of time. The non believers shall be left on earth to suffer and die. After their death, Groose will cast them down into the infinite Necc for them to slowly sink and drown, along with the other undeserving memes such as Dabbing and Jude's Dig Bick Ridley drawing."''

hend it all!