Funky Mafia

The Funky Mafia are the owners of the Ayy Arms Dealer, and run by Funky Kong. Funky is notorious for being a rich, swagilicious dood and inventing the Blazing Glory motorbike, which has a gatling gun on the back.

Funky is helped in his arms dealing business by Lanky Kong (for sales) and Diddy Kong (for security).

It may be worth noting that Funky Kong looks cool and a friendly guy, but has no morals and abuses lap count glitches and Rumble Volcano, so don't trust him.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!